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When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...
Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?
You: No.
Colleague leaves.
You: That was a weird turd.
an asshole
English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
noun
\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\
1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.
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C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?
J: Yea man what a turd-circus.
A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks
What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter
Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.
"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "