Banana Nutt Crunch

Verb-When a girlfriend, wife, or spouse is mad at their boyfriend, husband, etc. She begins to give him oral sex and stroke his testicles, before the man ejaculates, the women headbutts the man in the penis, more specifically the shaft and then punches the man in the testicles. Hince the name, the banana nutt crunch.

Man, did you hear what Shaquita did to Gonzo? He pissed her off so much, she tricked him into taking his pants off and she gave him a banana nutt crunch, and i ain't talkin' about the cereal.

11👍 7👎

Dirty Banana Peel

When you have sex wearing a condom and cum in it. You then put the condom in your partners mouth and have them suck your load out.

The other night I pulled off my rubber shoved it in my girl's mouth and made her suck on the dirty banana peel

12👍 8👎

Banana Phone

Somone Who Has Done Somthing Very Stupid.

"Did You See What That Guy Just Did?"
"Yah Man Hes A BAnana Phone"

5👍 53👎

banana cream pie

A term started by Gorilla Zoe: The bottom of the pot where crack is being made, it will form a circular object that looks like a pie.

I'm in the kitchen whippin up banana cream pies.

73👍 75👎

mexican banana split

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.

When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.

66👍 67👎

Peel the Banana Slowly

To Jerk off slowly

Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion

Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly

Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!

6👍 3👎

Banana ice cream

this is what you call it when a girl gives you head while she has ice cubes in her mouth (because there is a banana ice and sooner or later there will be cream)

"i think i have frost bite on my dick from all that banana ice cream"

24👍 21👎