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When your madly in love with the bartender…but OUTSIDE the bar would be a different story
I like the bartender but only from behind the bar. I think it’s bar love
When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
easy out wing man third wheel savior
Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom
Johan he is kinky and a crunch bar
Johan: I'm very kinky and also a crunch bar and a kink bar
BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”
Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?
Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?
Stray: Huh?
Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.
Stray: What do you mean?
Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.
Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.
In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’
‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
Yo I got those monkey bars for the low