ass banana

When at a loss for words, this is what you say to someone who's being really annoying, or just REALLY pissing you off. Also, if you find the need to be funny while telling someone to piss off, this is usually a good thing to say.

STEFANO, u ASS BANANA!!!

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Dragon Ass

This is usually directly related to eating spicy foods, causing a burning sensation on your pooper.

The Spicy Shrimp gave me a bad case of Dragon Ass.

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ass raped

to be fucked in the ass, forcefully and unwillingly. the victim can be a man or woman, but the ass raper is always a dude.

prison guy #1:oh shit, there goes my soa...AHHHHH FUCK YOU
prison guy #2: shut up bitch and take it like a man
prison guy #3: dude, check out that guy getting ass raped,
he should have had a rope on that soap.
prison guy #4: i wish i could get some action

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Ass piss

an explosion of warm bodily liquids from the anus.

Dude sean shot ass piss all over my fucking room!
Dude im sick of cleaning up my grandmothers ass piss.

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beast ass

1.) The act of being a complete and total beast.

2.) Too hot to handle, almost untouchable.

3.) Term that ignorant rednecks use to describe nobility.

holy shit! Donnie is such a beast ass at barking like a dog.

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blows ass

sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

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ass to the wall

Sleeping with your ass against the wall to prevent penetration from any unwanted entry into your anus.

My roommate was gay so I slept with my ass to the wall every night.

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