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A female/male (especially children) who gets special treatment from Gru or another participating party such as a pedofile
Heyyyy baby gorl, come here and Daddy Gru will sort you out *aggressive twerking*
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When someone is so drunk they put on a baby mask and pretend to have a temper tantrum in the middle of a party.
Masks can be found at party stores or on Amazon under "crying baby mask"
"Donnie is completely Baby-drunk with that mask on. Look, everyone is trying to avoid eye contact!"
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the protective film inside of a woman's vagina, informally known as a hymen.
"That chick last night was a virgin. I could tell because I broke her baby tape."
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Quick repetitive dual handed jabs; the hands can be no farther than 3 inches apart. Usually used as a form of self defense in a street football or basketball game.
"Dude, you dropped that perfect pass. What happened?"
"Matt unleashed his baby hands."
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All the babies born into these volatile relationships that end up needing a DNA test taken on the Maury show to determine who the father is.
While watching the Maury Povich Show
Female Guest 1: I am 1000% sure that he is the father of my baby
:Maury puts up a picture of the baby on the screen:
Me: Aww, look at that cute chaos baby! I wonder which of these three men are the father.
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The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.
"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"
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n. any area where little people are held against their will. It usually consists of 4 foot high fences and child proof locks. Can be located inside or outside.
Do you wanna stop by the Baby Playpen and feed the little people?
sure, I'll bring the Cheerios!
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