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A rating scale in which a female receives up to 3 points for the area from feet to hips, up to 3 points for hips to shoulder, up to 3 points for shoulder to head, and 1 point for your own personal preference.
Cody's mom gets a 9 on the female 1-10 scale, she'd get a 10 if her eyes were closer together
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when you pleasure both holes, by putting out you index and middle fingers and those go in the snapper, then the pinky goes in the sphincter
aw, last night i gave my gf 2 in the pink and one in the stink
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One of the most disturbing web videos in existence. It involves two girls sharing a cup of feces, with feces eating, girl-girl feces swapping, feces regurigating between girls and feces re-consumption. Arguably competes with BME Pain Olympics as most disturbing video on the net.
Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Yeah, I actually couldn't watch the whole thing without looking away. Those girls will do anything for drugs.
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When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.
WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!
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The act of consuming only one beer within fifteen minutes. This is the alcoholics supreme challenge. In theory, it is not possible for an alcoholic to drink only 1 beer at the bar within 15 minutes. The drink will last either 5 minutes, or will turn into three to four drinks within that 15 minutes, or they will give up and stay at the bar for extended hours.
The theorum has been tested generally during the hours of 2pm-3pm during work hours, or immediately following office hours, generally 5pm. The 2pm-3pm attempts are normally coordinated through instant messenger or email, and involve serious planning on leaving the office in increments to not appear suspicious.
note: 98% of the time, all participants of the Pittsburgh area fail.
<through instant messenger>
sparky: "the vpn is down again man. the goat must have chewed through the phone line"
Duds: "Bob's Place. 1 beer 15 minutes"
Sparky: "i'll gather the crew."
20 min later...
Crew member: "i wonder if they know we're gone??"
60 minutes later...
crew is still at the bar, with no intention on returning until 9pm, only to go people bowling in the kitchen with water bottles, while smoking cigarettes, and someone decides its a good idea to shread a roll of toilet paper all over the men's room
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1. Also known by some as "doggy style" the rear entry position is fairly easy to assume. The woman gets either on her hands and knees or lays stomach first on the bed with her lover behind her. He is on his knees or sometimes his feet, and develops leverage by grasping on to her hips. Depending on preference the man's legs can be inside of the women's legs or outside of them. Couples may wish to have the woman's legs closer together because it creates more friction between the penis and vagina.
I like the doggy style!
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1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.
2. used when someone asks you for your number
3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number
4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.
1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"
2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"
Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
3. John "What's Amber's new number?"
Danielle "Why do you need it?"
John "Uhhhh"
Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"
John "Blackmail her."
Danielle "No!"
John "Just tell me!!!"
Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)
4. Scott "How did you get his number?"
Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
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