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how can I know what I think until I see what I say

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.

How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you

by RedSonja1 December 10, 2010

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I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

by okstella August 13, 2021


THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 8, 2003

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how fast can elephants run (use miles because I donโ€™t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I donโ€™t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I donโ€™t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader Iโ€™m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader Iโ€™m not rude I guess

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader Iโ€™m not rude I guess

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

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Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022