David Virgo

David Virgo hails from Northeastern region of India and is in his mid-20s, He is a staunch supporter of Congress and a huge fan of CR7 & ManUtd. When he's not diving into political discussions or cheering for his favorite team, you'll find him binging on the latest movies, series and dramas.

Whenever there's a new Manchester United match or a political debate, you can bet David Virgo is front and center

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David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass

Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”

David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!

david zientak

That horny, drugged up kid, in the back of class

David Zientak:Just like the ice cream man

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

david gerfen

I just recently dropped tha gerfen bomb...
I gerfend ur life niqqa!!

person 1: you are such a "david gerfen" dawg..
person 2: why tf are u so mean? stupid gerfen..

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids