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Muppet Fire Drill

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.

This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.

by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022


Backdoor Fire Drill

The act of taking a group shower during which enough steam is produced to set off fire alarm systems, thereby luring sexy firemen who are then invited to join the group shower.

This shower is losing steam, boys. Let's get a Backdoor Fire Drill going, and get some meat in here!

by Dirty Dave and the Power Botto September 23, 2018


chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire

Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.

by Laylee12 February 8, 2016


death by firing squad

When you are brutally shot to death by a firing squad after being convicted for a crime

Can also happen for other reasons

That guy is getting death by firing squad

Awesome

by DeathByFiringSquad August 17, 2022


Dirty Fire Dragon

Taking a massive shit in a girls ass and another girl eats out the shit from the first girl then spits it back out into your mouth while you cum inside a fat girl like a dragon spiting fire

I really did a dirty fire Dragon last night with them 3 girls.

by Real master October 28, 2020


Fire Marshall Special

A very strong drink, also known as a trip splash which includes light ice, three shots of liquor, and a small splash of mixer used as a mild fire retardant.

Carmen, "While smoking a cigarette, Glen spilled his drink and caught the whole bar on fire."

James, "Well if he would have ordered the Fire Marshall Special with a splash of coke in his 151, the fire never would have happened!"

by TuckDCconnect January 6, 2011


japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia

Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this

by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017