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Swedish Fire Torch

The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.

Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"

by ΔS April 29, 2021


Fire and Butthole Preacher

A preacher that rails against the sin of sodomy and proclaims a curse of flames coming out of the practitioners Butthole (Rectum)
Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC.

Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.

I was watching some Pastor on Youtube and he was saying stuff like :

..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty"

And I thought to myself - sure enough He's Fire and Butthole Preacher !

by Devlin Dogue March 10, 2018


why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018


Through the Fire and Flames

A CRAZY ASS SONG MADE BY DRAGONFORCE THAT ALMOST NO ONE CAN BEAT ON GUITAR HERO 3

I think through the fire and flames seems cool and fun to play

10 minutes later

MY HAND FUCKING HURTS

by fuck boi/ fuck my life October 26, 2018


Foo-Foo Fire

When you take a fire extinguisher and spray it every when there is no fire.
It is usually done as a prank.

Steve: Ezra started a foo-foo fire in his office the other day.

John: That would have been awesome!

by JimmyLaManz June 13, 2011


Muppet Fire Drill

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.

This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.

by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022


Fire Marshall Special

A very strong drink, also known as a trip splash which includes light ice, three shots of liquor, and a small splash of mixer used as a mild fire retardant.

Carmen, "While smoking a cigarette, Glen spilled his drink and caught the whole bar on fire."

James, "Well if he would have ordered the Fire Marshall Special with a splash of coke in his 151, the fire never would have happened!"

by TuckDCconnect January 6, 2011