thee thee five

thee thee five is used when confused or loss of words.

excuse me… i don’t know… thee thee five

Deuce Five

Slang term for .25 acp caliber pistol much like Four Nickle refers to .45 acp caliber pistol

Hit some corners try to get away from these n*ggas imma toss the deuce five I’m a felon n*gga

five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

got five

A question asking if you have five minutes to talk, listen or lend a helping hand

Hey, you got five to help me?

Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

Fantastic five

A bowl consisting of weed, tobacco, wax, dab resin, and kief. This should be ripped out of a bong but a pipe would work to. PSA a blowtorch is required for this bowl to be enjoyed fully

Dan”you really packed that dude a fantastic five! You bogus”
Bartholomew”I did you see his face after he hit it”

Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed

- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!