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A title associated with or about a male in which he takes stereotypes associated with his particular niche or classification above and beyond normal to an exemplary (Epic) level.
Also the .com website associated with aforementioned activity.
Hey, that bro fucked ten girls last night. That doesnt matter though because that Epic Bro had those ten bitches systematically take all of the bro's credit cards and cash while he was fucking. Afterwards the Epic Bro also fucked those same bitches without a condom (because he is immune to everything) and had each of their mothers film it on high-def cameras. The next day they (the mothers) edited the shots for free which eventually made a best selling porno, AND actually paid the Epic Bro for the privilege to be in his presence
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When one bro and another bro jerk each other off simultaneously . For either bonding or stress relief purposes.
Chris and Scott are such bros, they bro-stroked this morning.
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That impossibly charming colleague who can be aloof at times but is surprisingly nice and affectionate one on one
Never thought I'd fall for my bro-worker
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v. To go on a manly friendship date
Joe: We need to mandate a man-date. We should bro-out some time.
Fred: Hells yeah broski. We should see the new hunger games movie.
Joe: Yeah... I don't think it's going to work out.
Fred: Speaking of working out I need to hit gym. I just bought some new protein shake mix.
Joe: Yeah I'll see you some other time.
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One who must always "one up" someone
Person: Hey so I got a new phone! It's a nokia
Mario Bro: Well I got the new iphone
Person: Nice! I also got a new windows computer
Mario Bro: I have the new imac
Person: Dude....quit being such a mario bro
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Usually involves a large amount of Bros in one location. Can sometimes be referred to as marauding territorial apes.
You're at the club and over half of the people in front of you are wearing polo shirts and plaid shorts. The Bro Factor there is high.
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