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social goat

A person that acts socially awkward due to limited contact to other normal human beings.

B: I talked to that girl about the color of my underwear.

G: You are a social goat!

by isbndqq March 27, 2014


GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table)

The official Shadow Council of Spellbreak that is responsible for maintaining the good that remains amongst the Breakers in the Hollowlands.

GTKT (Goats of The Knight Table) are the Breakers responsible for the return of the Blink rune!

by nikku_uwu November 15, 2019


I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.

Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”

by Turnantur March 24, 2024


I’d fuck that goat.

Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.

Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.

by ProfessorRock March 24, 2024


goat shagger

A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good

I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger

by babysaph August 19, 2021


Oul goat

Typically defined as an old man who has a tendency to seek out, steal and eat other people's food.

I'm so hungry, better hide my food from john the oul goat

by BRHR November 10, 2016


lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed

"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."

by maybereagan March 7, 2012