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When one begins to smoke weed before they go to smoke weed.
"Hey man, what are you doing? We won't be at the party til 9!"
"I told him bro, but he's Shrubbin' the gun!"
The act of masturbating oneself in jail or prison to a female guard assuming inmate is heterosexual. An additional yr. plus can be added to sentence if one is caught in the act.
The other night Reggie in CB 4 got caught gunning it down. He got another year added on to his sentence.
an underrated game made by the company of mihoyo continuing their series of kiana
popcorn : hey u heard of gun girls z, is it true that it's getting shut down?
fart : yea
shotgun used to shoot trap that is definitely without a doubt ALWAYS shorter than a skeet gun.
this trap gun has a 28" barrel while this skeet gun has a 32"
To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.
Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum
Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug
Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.
As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.
Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"
A religion started by Pat Gunning in D.C
The belief is to drink beer w the homies have immaculate vibes
“Yo there’s a sick religion called gunningism”
“That one with Pat as god”
“Yeah bro, I worship him”
A person of whom preforms so well at their chosen activity and makes such an impact and with such apparent little effort, on their part, that it warrants a comparison to that of the a gun in a sword fight.
Criminal : I need a barrister to get me off this charge.
Mate: Have you heard of that guy in Canberra, they call him "the gun."
Criminal : Why do they call him "the gun?"
Mate: Because he gets everyone off