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Elisa: I Hope i die and go to nacho heaven
Me (aka Kami-sami): Too bad youll be going to nacho hell
Where you fuck a chick while shes on her period and slide your bloody hand her stomach
You know what carol being a bith ima give her the north Carolina slippin slide from hell
Hammered. Drunk, Piss Drunk, Sillier than Hell. Throttled. Betty Crockered, Shit faced. Cockerspanieled
Johnnie Boy got Billy-helled last night after 8 bong rips, 11 Budweisers, and 9 RBVs.
Getting Billy-helled is like when you get drunk and your face is red as a beet and you are sweating profusely in the hot sun in an alley somewhere and then decide its a good idea to whip someones ass.
To be backwards, fucked up, wrong
You would rather eat mcdonalds over chic-fil-a, you so hell
A hell-horn is a fifth sized bottle of low budget alcohol, usually whiskey, which is not palatable enough to use in a mixed drink, but is tasty enough to drink (yak) straight out of the bottle after many hours of drinking low budget beer, i.e. Busch, Rainier, and Keystone (don't be fooled by the trendy lite and ice versions) which comes in 3 different sized cans (called classic, tallboy and tally, respectively) and is emblazoned with an animal, usually a deer, elk, or moose on it's label.
The owner of the hell-horn is a tiny blonde man who is wiry and spry, listens to AC/DC, and is usually the oldest person at a party, but fits right in, and who has invented many pipes and bongs out of everyday household items. These items are the envy of head shops worldwide. There is usually a dead animal in his yard every time you visit him.
I went to an after party and my friend, Craig, approached me with a bottle of Potter's whiskey. I told him to give me a yak off that hell-horn and I don't remember anything after that.
Someone so unqualified for their job, that most of their customers probably could do a better job.
Person 1: Oh my god, the new teacher is so bad!
Person 2: Yea, he is such a Helle!
Someone who is so unqualified for their job, that they are worse than their customers.
Student 1: Oh my god, our new teacher is so bad!
Student 2: Yea he is such a Helle