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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024


Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021


Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel May 28, 2018


ket cut

A hair cut usually occupied by a drug dealer or a druggy, they spend all their money their mum gave them for a haircut on ket, so they can’t afford a hair cut

Greg- what number trim is that ??
Lew- Ahhhh don’t sweat it mate, it’s a ket cut

by feesh June 7, 2018


that's some cut

It is a phrase that is used when one is in shocked when a Jew is lynched by having their wrists cut open by a rusty knife.

During the holocaust my friend got lynched. Afterwords I said that's some cut.

by Frogmanhouse March 7, 2017


cut a dook

Synonymous with defecating. Taking a shit. Dropping a deuce. Cutting a dook.

Dammit! Someone is in the men's room cutting a dook!
I have to go cut a dook.

by Caliado September 4, 2015


CHEMO CUT

WHEN YOU GET A REAL SHORT HAIRCUT THAT YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING.

DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?
YES, I TOLD HER JUST A TRIM BUT SHE GAVE ME A CHEMO CUT

by JBCARLSBAD June 7, 2019