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Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony
Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.
The movement to try to keep your skinnies on when they are too tight and keep falling down.
Bob: "What is that little dance she does after she bends down?"
Bill: "Thats her skinny pants dance. Forgive her, she's still trying to still fit into size 0."
More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.
Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!
is told that she is good at giving head and likes it?!
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Pants that trany hipsters wear
Bob-Hey did you see Giancarlo?
Steve- Yeah he was wearing corduroy pants, like the trany hipster he is,
Bob-what a fag
Steve -yeah I know he is still pre-op
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Extremely tight black pants, that resemble fake leather, or maybe vinyl. Girls used to wear them early 2000-2002, and being slightly glossy, they looked somewhat like they were made from garbage bags. Also referred to as "gbp"
High school girls would walk around in these tight black pants, which usually made their ass look all stretched and squished like an old ladies...someone in your group would say "GBP" and you all knew some broad was wearing the garbage bag pants
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To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants
If you eat too much mexican food then you may wreck your pants and need to change before Joannie's big shindig.
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