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Jake

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Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 19, 2022


Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.

"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.

by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019


Jake

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. Jake is good looking and is the type that is always in good shape. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. He is a kind compassionate, caring person that will always be there for you. Jake is very shy when it comes to love but once you get to know him he is a completely different person even though he never see's that in himself he deserves to know that is 100% true!

damn! hes fine!
ofcourse he is thats Jake

by tullyjake August 11, 2021


Jake

Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying

Jake is sooooo gay

by Child consumer March 9, 2021


Jake

An Average white person who talks a lot

Hey your a jake

by Yout00b March 12, 2018


Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 3, 2022


Jake

Either you like this nice dude or you hate that psychopathic bitch

Person 1: Aw look its Jake!!
Person 2: Ew no Jake is psychotic

by kat3r1n December 4, 2018