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John is a Bum

John is such a bum

John is a Bum!!!!!

by totally not pilar November 4, 2020


john webster

eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.

did you see that guy, he is such a john webster

by bigrob960 January 10, 2018


Please no johns

It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.

Person one: Zero suit up b kill's bowser at 70?!!

Reggie: Please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020


Stern John

1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.

2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.

After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"

by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009


The John Denver

A drink for the elite class, the John Denver is not for the light hearted or weak livered. The drink consists of a Super Troopers inspired maple syrup chug, followed immediately by a shotgunned beer.

Dude, i did three John Denvers last night. I need to go to the hospital and get checked for diabetes because of The John Denver.

by I am all that is man March 25, 2014


John deVairo

An Italian mob master from Sicily.
Eats pasta for lunch, drinks milk for dinner, works like a lil bitch.
Goes wild every weekend and drinks pop instead of milk.
Often fires up the Jets to fuck bitches, drug snitches and hunt witches.

Worker 1: Where’s John deVairo at?
Worker 2: He’s firing up the Jets
Worker 3,4,5,6: JV LETSS FUCKIN GOOOOO

by johndeVairo December 17, 2019


John Xina

Basically John Cena but speaking chinese.

bing chilling John Xina

by banana overlord February 7, 2022