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When annoying girls "spill" drama
They usually say "imma spill some tea" as reetering to "I'm going to tell you some drama"
Girl 1: hey gurl let me spill some hot tea
Girl 2: Yas gurrll
Girl 1: The tea is especially hot today!
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When one or more men shits on the balls of another man.
A Warm Josh would be if the target has cellophane wrap on his balls and one or more men shit on it.
A Cold Josh is when one or more men poop on glass above the target man's balls.
"I thought I had a "chilli dog" but one or more men shit on my balls, therefore it was a hot josh."
"What did you do last night?"
"Stayed in and had a hot josh party."
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The act of setting a kid in a wheelchair on fire and watching it roll down a hill.
1. You know Rodney?
2. That disabled kid?
1. Yeah! Let’s go hot wheels him!
2. Hell yeah!
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The act of inserting warm water into one's anus, for pure pleasure. The water must be heated to less than boiling, for obvious reasons, and is sometimes enhanced with mint for the pleasure tingles it will induce. This type of anal play can be enjoyed solo, or with a partner. Men and women alike engage in this kink.
Teddy asked me for a hot pot tonight. I've got the turkey baster ready!
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A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).
"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"
"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."
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The reason America is so overweight.
American I just had a hot dog
Canadian *sigh*
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Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".
Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."
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