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Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.
Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
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andandaanannat a supermarket... you control the guy or the women who runs the rurunurr... brings out the carts ononnonon on a forklift... WHAT HAPPENS?
Have you ever committed a 1.2 billion... so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store in real life.
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a response to something you dont care about
"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
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Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:
Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law
Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication
Ex 2:
Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications
Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
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Thier are manny examples of this however.
1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.
2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.
In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.
Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(
As seen above.
noob,spam,ass,shove,foot,leather, Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass
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They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
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A rhetorical question aimed to degrade a person’s true passions to exemplify the more sophisticated interests of another, especially when trying to serve an example of how much (or how little) substance someone has to offer in the context of online dating.
Wow, John is a very well educated fella with a deep passion for reading books on domestic policies across democratic nations, he can certainly get women with all those smarts! How about you, Will, so how did you find out about lil peep?
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