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(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.
From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.
The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.
The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!
The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
The hair cut in which both sides of a boys head is shaved and the middle is left to grow long ;) can be used as an insult
Person 1: oh look! that guy's good looking...
Person 2: Nah, he's a damn shaved bird.
Only been used three times . It is what caused Hiroshima and the creation of god. when used, the fabric reality is shifted one dimension the the right on a thirty degree angle. when JFK was assassinated, it was the result of this phrase
MLK JR assassin: ur bird a fish
MLK JR : dies*
at the same time, the fabric of reality is changed and mark zucc is changed from a robot to a lizzard
usually named bryan, claim that angry birds is good and download it off illegal virus giving websites, most angry birds fans with the name bryan used to simp for cookie run
Person 1: Oh yeah I remember that game! Angry Birds Fans might be around tho,
Bryan: COME HERE BABY MAMA
Person 1: Get away from me creep!
Bryan: I love ducks
Bryan: Starts fucking duck
Person 1: Yes
A fan of Angry Birds.
Nicknamed the best person ever.
An alt of the discord user baseball, or another named, purple.com.
OMG IT'S ANGRY BIRDS MAN!!!
I'm an fan of Angry Birds, I must've been obsessed with it.
Hey angry birds man, can I dm you for a sec?
A highly contagious disease affecting Facebook users, spreading by comment section.
I glanced at the comment section on an interesting Facebook post and saw an epidemic of Purple Bird Syndrome, as evidenced by the plethora of people posting pictures of that God damned bird.
A Google Bird Hunt is an event where you gather up in a group of 5 to 10 people in order to hunt blue, red, yellow or green birds, representing the colors of the popular technology company Google. Whoever gets the most birds wins.
To enter a Google Bird Hunt, you mustn't have a microfilm in your heart. If you are caught having one, your access to the Google Bird Hunt will be suspended.
Person 1: "Your access to this Google bird hunt has been suspended due to a microfilm found in your heart."
Person 2: "What does this knowledge come from"
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