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The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip
Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*
when a transgender male has his period, it is called tomato juice.
"Yeah, I just got my tomato juice.." 👦 says.
A phrase used to trick someone into saying “kill jews” in a similar manner as something such as “Nick Gurrs”
Did you hear? I tricked that OddKast moron yesterday into saying kill Jews by following him with my account named “Kale Juice”
1. The juiciest
2. Delicious. (From a Spanish-language Starburst ad campaign in Southern California.)
That Minute Maid lemonade is juice-isimo.
Just another way of saying your significant other.
My lil juice gone be coming to this school next year.
Workout juice is when you or someone else sweats so much that when they sit down it transfers on to the seat. When they stand up you shall find the workout juice.
Fit guy: it's okay, take a seat and catch your breath
Not fit girl: okay I think I'm good now
Fit guy: ew whipe off that workout juice!!!!
A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.
This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.
Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.