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I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I want to make a tiger woods with her."
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A question asked by females looking for a compliment or an honest answer.
For black women: go with something along the lines of, "Girl, i never wanted to smack that ass as much as I want to right now"
For white women:................ good luck.
Black girl: Does this make my butt look big?
You: dam girl, can we stay home tonight?!?!
White girl: does this make my butt look big?
You: It looks firm and nice
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Incorrect (or deliberately incorrect) variant of make like a tree and leave.
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
(puzzled reaction)
You, know, LEAVE?
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Phrase used by a young single male to describe an older women he'd like to have a committed and meaningful relationship with.
Sandra Bullock's amazing. I'd make her my Demi Moore.
July 6 is the day where girls make the first move in the dm’s or in real life. Girls tell the boy they like them or they start the convo today is the day where the role is flipped
“Imma ask out Johnny cuz today is National Girls Make First Move Day.”
An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!
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Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?
Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
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A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?
Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!
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Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.
Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.
On a competitive reality television show
Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!
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