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When you're eating a girl out and then she queefs.
Calvin: Dude Laklynn just gave a a wet n windy last night!
James: Are you serious?
Calvin: Hell yeah, it was amazing!
Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping
Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm
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An expulsion of milk through the rectum directly into the face of a friend, family member, or acquaintance. NOTE: If the receiver of the anal milk is a stranger, OR the milk is not DIRECTLY sprayed into the face it is not a wet bruce to the face.
Steve: These cookies are delicious! I wish I had some milk.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.
A "wet spot" is a toilet prank much like the upper decker. It also works better if you're a guy but if you're female, bonus points for you. At the end of your leak aim a little higher just enough so you dampen the back of the toilet seat. Hopefully somebody will come in and sit without noticing, giving them a nice slick tail bone. :-) Good times.
"I was at the party and I overheard Jack say he needed to pinch off a loaf so I ran in the can before he and left him a "wet spot" to enjoy later."
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The litist fire, the freshest beats, the wettest oceans. Coined in spirit of frat douche...ex. bro this bar...litty-fresh-wet...
Est. By Elliott and the boiz @ surely wench.
Bro... shit was so siq don't get no cooler than that Litty-Fresh-Wet!
A sexual fetish that involves someone becoming messy by being covered in chocolate syrup, pies, and other foods.
Me and my girlfriend both have a Wet and Messy fetish.
you wet your finger in your mouth, then scoop your butt hole, then stick it in a friends ear
I gave her a shitty wet willy