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The cloud that is left behind when a shit sits at the bottom of the toilet for too long and then is flushed
That upper decker left behind a poop cloud that could be seen for weeks.
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When a man take a shit at the maximum level of hornyness they can reach and blast a huge cum load because their prostate got overwhelm by the hot poop
"sorry babe I can't get up anymore I just took a horny poop"
"WTF JAMES WHY COULDNT YOU WAIT TILL AFTER WE FUCKED"
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When you need to poop silently or avoid streaks in the bowl carefully align a few squares of toilet paper in the water approximately where your poo shall land. Taking ur poo balance on the toilet paper raft allowing for a clean, quiet poop.
When you're at your bf's house and gotta poo, don't forget to build a poop raft.
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A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap
Did you here him slam that toilet seat?
Yeah, he must have had an angry poop!
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When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.
“Poop waffle”
Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.
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Tiny rolled up pieces of toilet paper on the floor after wiping that has poop on it.
Ugh I went into the bathroom and saw tiny poop doobies on the floor!
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The kind of ass that looks very soggy in pants or jeans. Looks that the woman has taken a poo poo in her jeans or that her entire ass is made of soggy poo poo.
Oh, look over there, baby has got a poop butt.
I liked her, but did you see her ass, its fat and she has a poop butt.
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