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A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.
My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.
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Taking on a difficult task.
Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.
"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."
"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"
"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
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PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.
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A girl who is not really pretty, but is serviceable and has a knock out body (particularly if she has big tits) making her suitable Porn Star material.
Jessica Simpson has big teeth, but she is Pretty Enough for Porn.
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Tacos without cheese,is like porn without bones!
—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er
Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.
—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective
Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'
Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'
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Graphs, charts, spreadsheets, and power point presentations illustrating vague descriptions of corporate growth, fiscal decline, projected expenditures, etc. Typically those involved in authoring such empty and meaningless propaganda claim six-figure salaries yet produce no tangible profits, capital, or services for their organization which offsets the aforementioned salary.
Chad: You happen to walk by Harold's office this morning?
Mike: Yeah, I saw it.
Chad: Full blown PPT presentation on the wall.
Mike: Meaningless and boring eh?
Chad: Suit-porn extraordinaires.
Mike: Bet it took Bob everything he had to keep his pants on.
Chad: Shea.
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