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Today is the day to post your girl best friend and show her how much she means to you. Guys, post her and tag her in it so that everyone can know that SHE is your girl best friend. No ugly pictures of videos that she won’t like, only pretty ones she will enjoy! January 10 is the day!
john: yooo I just posted you on tiktok!
lacy: why?
john: January 10!!!
lacy: what does that mean?
john: its national post your girl best friend day!
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neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time
for the simple man to understand
new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic
Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit
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The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.
Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."
John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."
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Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.
1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.
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i will find you, i will kill you and no one will ever have a false removed post again
person 1: the r/Minecraft mod that removed my post for no reason, should perish
person 2: ok
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On December 26, post your thickest friend, girlfriend, or best friend. This day is for the thickest of the thick.
I posted Beyoncé today, she’s thick.
I love National post the thickest girl you know day.
It's a day where you post a snap video of yourself doing squats at your story on snapchat!
Random dude on snapchat: Wtf did you post on ur story?
Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!
Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..