wreck shot

Used to describe the action of physically kicking someones ass.

Dat boys been up in my grill all week about dat shit, if he aint careful im gonna wreck shot!

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penalty shot

A “penalty shot” involves you drinking more beer after losing in a beer drinking contest, bet, or on a crazy Japanese game show.

My friend had to endure a round of penalty shots after he failed to jump through the moving puzzle in his Hello Kitty costume on a Japanese game show and was tossed in the waters below. Afterwards, he was deader than a doornail and mistook me for grandpa while hiccuping and singing his ABC's. Well, at least now we know that when you drink too much booze, you lose.

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shot guy

bum, alcoholic, homeless person. Used frequently by native americans.

Your dad dont have no money - hes just a shot guy.

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money shot

term used to describe when a male pulls his penis out of a womans mouth and ejaculates in the womans mouth during foreplay or sexuall activity.which normally drips over the eye.

i gave her a moneyshot straight in the eye.

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JT Money Shot

Named after the rapper JT Money, who's immortal song "Who Dat?!" briefly topped the charts. The song featured insightful lyrics that, while potentially becoming repetitive, showed insight, clarity, and offered truly probing questions concerning the problems of living the hard life.

The JT Money shot, therefore, depicts the scene in a porn movie, where the female porn star is jizzed upon by an unknown donor, or perhaps by several unknown acquaintances. The mysterious origins of the jizm are then left to be determined by a series of questions...

Porn Watcher 1: "Ah, did you catch that JT Money Shot? She got that shit ALL OVER HER FACE!!!"

Porn Watcher 2: "Yeah, but did you catch a response? All I heard was Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who????"

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faux cum shot

You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.

While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.

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You Shot a Cow

To fail suddenly, unexpectedly and humourously without you or other surrounding parties initially realising your mistake.

*Following a breif period of silence where it dawns on everyone what an idiot Robin has just been*
Stu: Hey man, you're an idiot, you shot a cow on that one!

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