A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.
After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.
It Is just like the golden shower but you would commit to this act in below freezing conditions. As you begin to let flow your piss will freeze stabbing whoever is dirty enough to let you.
Ronan "hey Marty I'm ready for this arctic shower"
Marty "Oh yes"
Light spritzing of urine onto a consenting adult in bright sunlight
Sometimes you got to get a quick sun shower in before the clam bake
While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.
I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower
Having a real speedy shower... so fast that even the bionic woman would be impressed!
"Hey, we'll be at yours in 10 minutes"
"Sweet as, I'll just have a bionic shower!!!"
Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.
Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.
The hose located on the backside of your camper.
Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!