Take a wild fucking guess

Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.

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Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.

Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.

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take the cadillac out of the garage

when a seemingly shy person (chick) becomes very outgoing, typically when under the influence.

Veronica, you should take the cadillac out of the garage more often.

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Senor takes it too far

A person who always takes it too far. Goes out of their way to break things/ annoy everyone. Eg. Steebs

Look whos being a senor takes it too far.
Here comes senor takes it too far!

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I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."

EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.

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i'll take yo manhood

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man

"Bitch, i'll take yo man hood"

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I take my leave

A polite way of saying goodbye.

John: The coffee was great Mark, my compliments.
Mark: You are being too kind. Do you want some cookies?
John: I'm sorry, but I have a meeting in a few minutes, I take my leave.

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