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The act of grabbing onto a ceiling fan to spin around on top of that thang while doing it, specifically while on a waterbed.
“The fuzz(femboy huzz) got a lil quirky and gave me a Texas Wahoo Twister”
After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.
When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.
After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.
When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.
When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow
You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic
When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving
I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!
Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.
Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!