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A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion
Hey RJ, my cow wouldn’t stand still. You mind helping me do a Texas Roundabout later?
New age version of when someone ghosts you.
“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”
When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.
Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped
Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!
Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.
Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”
One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee
Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.
The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.