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This is a wife/mother who is devoted, works hard, pampers husband. However when stressed, excited, sad, turned on wants her husband rod. In the kitchen, on the bed, out side. Willing to please in almost any way asked. ONLY to her husband
Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.
Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.
To my single friend find a house-wife freak and you will find happiness.
Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.
Again?
(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food, crap and Sanchez bodies always have that strong, pungent smell)
One boy said to another, "I saw that truck come and pump out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house."
Doing acid, LSD, shrooms, etc.
I’m Going to Toad’s House tomorrow.
When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.
Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.
Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.
Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener
Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with
This is when ones house or room or apartment is filled entirely with Packing Peanuts. Very Good for Hibernation in Cold Countries like Canada. This message is approved by Shaqib Khan
It's really cold out. Lets make a Packing Peanut House
Having sex in a body of water of less than 5 degrees Celsius resulting in shrinking of the penis causing an unpleasant orgasm.
Man I just had a Yukon pump house
An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.