Single since my dad booked it. Pays all the taxes and expenses.
"My mother is single.
A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about
My MoThEr left me >:(
The wife of one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America
Martha Washington, a Founding Mother, is the Mother of our Country and George Washington is the Father of our Country.
An individual whom uses such words "oh bother" at a concerning level. Often used by names beginning with H,J,K, L and V.
girl 1: Oh bother
girl 2: uhh not again
girl 1: dont be such a bother
girl 2: yep you're a bother mother
its a shit
this game is like your mother is a shit but dont worry my dad is gay
The sober person, usually the "designated driver" of the group who is in charge of keeping his friends from making a complete fool of themselves.
Selena was our mother hen last night. She stopped all of us from making complete fools of ourselves.
@chunkysdead
The cult leader of the most famous, greatest and bestest cult of tiktok: the step chicken. Rise up step chickens 🐔✊. We will soon take over the whole internet, so be warned🐔✊
Person B: Rise up step chickens
Person A: We will make our Mother hen proud 🐔✊