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Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies :)
Girl 1: What is that?
Girl 2:*eating hershey's cookies 'n' creme* It's Hershey's cookies 'n'creme of course!
Girl 1: What does it taste like?
Girl 2: Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies
Girl 1: I want some!
Girl 2: No, get your own!
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An advanced species that has grown an abnormal amount of hair. Has a fetish for cookies. And has friends that love and support every strand of hair.
Brookie Cookie Wookie is related to Chewbaca and uses a whole bottle of shampoo everytime she showers.She is also related to Big Foot.
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The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.
Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!
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When you're doing a girl - missionary, doggy, whatever - but you're so hammered that you puke all over her, then in the ultimate coup de grâce, you dust her with a handful of blow.
Andrew got so shitfaced in New Orleans for Mardi Gras that he ended up giving that girl he met on Bourbon Street a Monroe Cookies 'n Blow
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1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.
2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.
What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.
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used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life
You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
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When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards
I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit