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Having sex that is not at your own dorm/home
my asshole roommate wouldn't leave the room so I had to go to play an away game.
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At 40, a baseball legend is at the end of his distinguished career but has one last chance to prove what he is capable of and win the heart of the woman he has loved for the past four years.
For the love of the game
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Possibly the most genius ploy to get your kids to shut up ever created. When your kid(s) are exceptionally loud and you would really rather not deal with their yapping, you can utilize The Quiet Game by means of giving them an incentive to remain quiet, lest they lose the game
**in the car**
5yo: BANANA BANA FO FANA, FEE FI FOBANA I REALLY HATE BANANAS
The Dad: Okay that’s enough now, we’re gonna play The Quiet Game. If you talk, you lose
5yo: OKAY!
The Dad: Well look at that, you’ve already lost
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pause the game is when a parent that has no clue what the internet is and also could be apart of 9/11
"Mom: pause the game" "my mind: You are the reason why toothpaste has instruction's on what to do after you eat it" "Me: you can't pause an online game"
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it is when gaute be gaming
gaute: i dodged the thing
watcher: damn, gaute be gaming
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You need two people at lease. You take turns using the dildo and who ever moans first is the loser.
Do you want to play the dildo game?
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A loser that likes kids and thinks liverpool FC are good
King Games said dodgie is shite at fifa.
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