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To fangirl over a real-world or imaginary event or experience, usually one which involves shipping you or one of your friends with someone you both know Generally accompanied by plenty of high-pitched squealing, jumping up and down, hyperventilation, and flapping of the hands and/or arms.
Girl 1: "You and Jason are adorable together. I girl out over you two SO hardcore!"
Girl 2: "I know! I got the cutes REAL bad when he asked me out!"
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cute chick that gets hired to make a band look better,
she ussualy can't play for shit, but that does not matter if she looks good on stage, usually a girlfriend of the bands sax or guitar player
Chantal Ursula Magdalena Ughi
tambourine girl of the world famous Jam Band
S.L.A.M.
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An illogical reasoning and justification to making an unnecessary purchase used primarily by women.
When someone wants to purchase something, this purchase often being more than they should make, they will make illogical reasoning to justify the purchase, this reasoning is known as "girl math." There is reasoning behind the "girl math," but the reasoning is strongly biased towards the impulsive desires of the user to make the purchase and isn't very logical when taking everything into account from the person's income, to the cost of the purchase, to the necessity of the item.
Some examples of "girl math" are:
- Someone says "I made sixty dollars today!" when they bought something discounted for $440 that was usually $500.
- When buying $300 shoes, "it's less than a dollar a day if I wear them for a year." This "girl math" is commonly used as marketing in product advertisements as well.
- When returning an item, "I made an extra $120 today," followed by immediately going to the store to spend all of it because it was extra money.
- When purchasing something from the store, "it's free because I'm using cash." The reasoning coming from the fact that the purchase won't effect the person's funds in their bank account.
Got this $260 pair of shoes for free because I used cash! Girl math!
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a person who, through tumblr, spends 18 out of 24 hours a day making, reblogging and captioning images for whatever fandoms they're currently engrossed in. tumblr girls are know to ship viciously (mostly homosexual parings, to the extent that any member of the opposite sex in their fandom is seen as a threat to their ship.) and will fangirl over any scene, line or panel with even the slightest hint of subtext. Any badmouthing a tumblr girl's fandom or obsession will result in an army of anon asks in your inbox telling you to die because you don't appreciate art. tumblr girls are by definition fandom-obsessed (See Attack On Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin's fandom for proof.) and if you follow one, best to have tumblr savior or expect to have your dash flooded with spoilers and memes for some show you probably were going to watch tomorrow.
NOTE: a tumblr girl can be either a boy or a girl, but the term itself remains the same regardless.
me: *scrolling through dash* SnK...SnK...Snk... Dammit I remember when SNK meant King of Fighters and not goddamn Attack on Titan. Those damn tumblr girls won't give it a rest!
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Only the hottest grls known to mann kind!! that come from Cuba ...they hav bigger asses then j.lo ... usually found in miami (hialeah)
damm i needa get me a cuban girl that i can buttfuck day and night
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A very attractive girl, often found at Keg Parties, that all males cannot help but hit on because of her immense beauty. Often is under ridicule from a nearby Dirty Cow who is jealous because that fatty's boyfriend and/or exboyfriend obviously wants the pretty girl. (This riducule never leads to a fight, because the dirty cow is usually taken out by the linebacker in the corner, who assumed the cow was another dude).
"Dude, look at that pretty girl. I wanna fuck her"
"Dude I can't keep my eyes off that pretty girl"
"I'm a dirty cow, and that Pretty Girl fucked my boyfriend 3 years ago and I'm still mad about it."
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