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When having anal sex and the object of penetration (penis, bottle, etc.) Is removed too quickly and causes anal prolapse.
When he pulled his penos out too fast he gave her a pink sock.
When you are having anal sex with your partner and when you pull out, their anus is stays on you cock like a pink sock 🧦.
Good way to keep your fireman warm during the winter months and for those who do not have winter, it may be a little too hot for you “Murphy Johnson and Sons”-“Twig and Twins”-“Tool and Truffles”-Penis and Testicles”or“Cock-Eggs”.
My “Murphy Johnson & Sons” was so “Chili” when outside of my girl’s chili ring that it created a long pink sock that is shaped like a tube using only her rectum; which is the concluding part of the large intestine with a full career change, and now fully certified and working full time as a stinky, rubbery, tube sock 🧦 for penis(s).
To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.
"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"
Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."
pink sock, november 1st, day is when a guy has to ask a girl out and she has to leave him on read for 2 hours and facetime her friends at night and figure out what to say because she doesnt really like him
Susan: omg its 1 november, its pink sock day today!
Lucy: shoot i hope Sam doesn't ask me out, i don't even really like him!
When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it
Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more
Wearing one pair of socks over another.
Look I’m double socking my Halloween socks
When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.
Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!