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What Someone Says When They Want Someone To Lick Their Toes
A picturesque pathway along the Gold Coast.
Where the common insta babe hikes there Lycra so far up there minge a camel toe is formed. They are usually holding an iced oat latte with honey while taking selfies.
"Just went for a walk along the Camel toe highway so many camels getting around"
The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee
"Gudnoot dont let the Toe goblin get your toes"
When the woman shoves her toes up a man’s butt then pulls them out for him to suck on them
“Hey, how was Susan after the bar last night?”
“She was weird, she liked having mud toes when she’s drunk”
When your wear flip flops or slides with no socks on Tuesday (if you do it it means you’re bold and don’t give a fuck what someone gotta say
*Guy wears flip flops to school*
Friend: Ayyye I see you doin toes out Tuesday
someone who is good at tic tac toe
woah! i cannot beat this dude in tic tac toe! he is so good. he is the tic tac toe king!
t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"