Pleasure Time

A game played with pool balls on a pool table. One player stands on each side of the table (played with 4 players in all). Each player receives 4 balls. The object of the game is to whip the balls around the table trying to crush your opponents fingers. If your fingers are hit, you have the option of staying in the game or quitting. The last person left is the winner. Once a ball falls into a pocket, it cannot be retreived. If all the balls are gone, then all the pockets are emptied onto the table and the game continues. Fast pace + lots of riccochet = fun game of Pleasure Time.

Hey man wanna shoot some pool?
Nah, I'd rather play Pleasure Time!
Didn't Johnny break his finger playing that game?
Yeah, but that's because he's a n00b.

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one-timing

Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.

Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?

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Nig of Time

Phrase:
A common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".

Person:
Not to be confused or conflated with "The Nick of Time".
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.

Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima texts, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima Chronicles.

The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.

"You got here just in the nig of time!"

"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."

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pp time

Its time to take off the pampers and put on your pull ups like big boys, because its time for pp's.

I can't wait to have pp time later tonight.

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tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.

Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.

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mideval times

a time when there wasnt shit!!! but the sex was good... Giggity!

damn! she aint got no tv, or computer but she reminds me of mideval times.

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squishy time

When two girls, usually lesbians, have a "good" time.

Those girls are having squishy time.

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