I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating

Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH

she got that 187

That good good. That good pussy, every thang killa

Damn, she got that 187 though ✨

Guys I got this

Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"

"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"

ya got that right, sista

The (im)perfect response to anything you aren't quite sure how to respond to. It can be used in any situation, as long as it doesn't fully work in said situation.

"My dog just died."
"Ya got that right, sista."

Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

the bitch that got away

A song that SOMEONE NEEDS to write

That new Drizzy song “The Bitch That Got Away” is a banger, dude!

Hi hi ride I just got off the ,,

Ty is the place where you can go

Hi hi ride I just got off the ,, means kind and caring