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That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"
Alex "wtf"
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yes show to all people on social network whats your name mean we so care about please
- hello, my name is Jack and the meaning is...
- I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings, Jack
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Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-
Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!
You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
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A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.
Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.
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When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.
Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(
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You're mixing X with Y and you don't even know how the Y affect the X and how the X affect the Y
"yo bid'n. Y'all white niggas dun no anythin'. There's a saying in ma community You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor"
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The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct
The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor
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