An adjective usually pertaining to muffins, meaning very hot and plumpy; your finger tips will burn if touched. Usually located within close proximity of stickers.
"Watch out, baby girl got some stove top muffins, her momma's gonna whip your ass if you try to eat them."
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When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.
He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.
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The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!
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when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.
hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?
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A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.
Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."
The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top
Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.
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"I went on a date last night but the sheila didn't put out so I had to go game and knock the top off it"
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I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.
As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."
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