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angry vagina monster

When a girl is on her period, what it actually is, is the ovarian egg hatches and releases a monster. The monster feeds on the thin layers of skin inside the uterus, and when the monster feeds, that is what causes the blood to flow out. The more the monster eats, the heavier the flow of blood. To kill the monster, the tampon is inserted to stop the exile of the blood out of the vagina causing the monster to drown in the blood.

DAMN! that bitch has a really hungry, angry vagina monster.
see how much shes bleeding!?!?!?

by angryvaginamonsterhunter April 1, 2011

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The Venezuelan Vagina Tear

The act of ripping a woman's vagina open so wide she can give birth to a monster truck.

"I heard Jimmy gave Bertha the Venezuelan Vagina Tear Yesterday, yet she doesn't seem too sad about it."

by ThePolishPrincess January 19, 2023


Vagina poop sex

Poop sex involving the vagina, specifically poop in the vagina and on the dick.

Ma’am, may i ask you for a round of vagina poop sex.

Of course. I’ve just ate two McDoubles and a large fried potato. I’m all ready for some raunchy vagina poop sex

by Yor mawm March 12, 2021

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Crisscross Apple vagina

An act committed by two lady callers that involves 4 legs and two vaginas and a lot of leg power.

Those young lady's were crisscross Apple vagina all night.

by Breadsticks&croutons January 16, 2016


Red Bull Vagina

When her labia are so long its like her vagina had a red bull and now it has wings. Not to be confused with beef curtains.

Oh man! That girl had a red bull vagina!!!
Her pussy must have had a red bull because that shit has wings!

by Bernadette Manikin August 24, 2017


Vagina seeking missile

A term referring to a mans penis. Mostly used from a mans point of view.

Tonight I'm firing my "Vagina seeking missile" at her!

by AskACapperDOTcom April 14, 2011


ur mums vagina

smelly

ur mums vagina smell like my dads sock

by urmumshusband August 30, 2021