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A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.
Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.
When the you don't have access to porn so you have to use your imagination to masturbate.
Person 1: 'The battery went on my phone while I was trying to find some porn!'
Person 2: 'Gutted for you'
Person 1: 'It's okay I just had a 1984 wank instead. Takes a bit longer but gets the job done.'
When you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you're still high you have a wank because you "just want to see how it would feel".
"That was a great j, maybe I should go have a wank 'n bake, you know, just to see how it feels."
When die-hard fans of a film or franchise create elaborate backstories for things that ultimately had no real purpose, such as greeblys used in production design elements
Look at that absolute nerd, he created a whole Greebly-wank Wiki page on Darth Maul's earring
an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk
((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.
An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.
"Nah bro, I'm doing No Porn November. Only organic wanking for me."
A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.
I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.