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The act of having a one night stand at a stranger's house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving.
Have you heard? Jessica got caught klepto-fucking.
When you put a blankie over your bean bag to have sex under without others seeing
Let’s have sex in our fuck fort, it’s safer there.
Noun: that weed or marijawana every one has been looking for
Verb:the best of the best
Wow that was some 720 dank fucking Cush
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When all of the best snacks in your house have mysteriously disappeared leaving you with wasa crackers and dried up baby carrots.
Nicki frantically searched the refrigerator for the hummus only to realize she had been snack fucked by Kevin.
A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"
I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.
My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
Guy one: look at that bird having sex with that other bird
Guy two: he’s definitely a fuck duck for sure