“Can we hang out?”
“Fuck no”
“Alright update me when you know”
When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.
Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.
Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.
A day where all the Jeremy can fuck who they want
Guy 1 : Dude tomorrow is fuck a Jerem day
Jeremy : uWu
You know that feeling when you just want to fuck it all?
Well, you probably do.
When you want to Fuck It All, you dont give a shit about anything or anybody. You are drowsy, lazy, tired, angry, angsty, annoyed, stressed etc.
"You forgot to make your homework!"
"Fuck it all, man."
When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.
Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!
the caressing and insertion of testicles into the vag. this primarily done with guys who have penis’s too small to actually be used.
hey bro stop nut fuckin my girl!