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Some who is so fucking stupid and suck a dick you can not decide whether they are a mother fucker or an asshole.
I told matt to get me a sandwich from subway and he went to McDonalds . How does that dumb fuck hole get shit mixed so easily.
it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th
bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good
Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
,F. C. F. F. ---
A sexually inspired game played by consenting adults with whom both share a common interest in one another. Though some report that F. C. F. F gave then a chance to bring about a closeness beyond a sexually focused agenda. The game puts the players not in competition but forces the player thru honesty paafticipation to express deeper subject platforms The players write out actions that would love to see participate in and have done unto themselves the players questions the other player can't or won't answer renders the "stumper winer of the other players card for every 4 questions both players put the question cards down and both select 1 are and complete the "It's gonna happen card" the contents of the latter card should be something both would enjoy WIN 1
The games end cums when the players are to spent to continue or just done PERIOD! NO PUN! or when one player collects every card .
FCFF IS FUN HERALTHY A TRUELY A GREAT WAY TI STAT IN SHAPE.
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I love to fuck, stump my lover, and collect cards while playing with my best friend , I'm making it a Flash Card Fuck Fest Night
“Fuck a lot of bitches” in a Dominican accent.
when you know you're in deep shit
Q: Hi, I was calling to let you know we have a family gathering tomorrow, I was hoping you could come!
A: Ficketty fuck fuck fuck
The act when you shimmy your head up someone’s butt hole
“Damn dude I was skull fucking that chick last night. My whole head could fit up her ass.”