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3 year bastard

Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.

A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.

In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.

Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?

Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.

Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.

by Lycatel July 7, 2010


Name 3 Songs

The act of middle age folks(mainly men) calling out young men and women wearing retro/vintage band Tshirts. Saying: β€œName 3 songs!”(in agitation) Often with some type opinion that you don’t deserve to wear that shirt.

How old is this girl? Like 20? Where did you get that Pantera Vulgur Display Of Power shirt??? Can you name 3 songs? Can you even name one fucking band member??? I saw that band 20 times before you were even born!

by 2LunchTommy June 11, 2021

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3 point play

Getting your chick on the pill, bagging your bugger, and pulling out before busting a nut to make sure you don't knock a chick up.

Candance would not be sweating a pregnancy test if she and Brandon pulled a 3 point play.

by Aff Man October 7, 2005

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Darks Souls 3

You Died

Me: ok now lets start with the tutorial
Dark Souls 3 : Ok
Me 24h later: Please let me kill this tutorial boss
Darks Souls 3: You Died

by MsMaxi147 June 27, 2017

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0-3-5

Stupid fucking guitar meme that's in the wrong fucking key of the original song.

Brandon: Hey Jake... hehe... 0-3-5, am i right?
Jake: I'm going to skin you alive.

by MusicNerd69 January 22, 2022

23πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


3 piece snack

A decent athlete - bball, boxing, that's got skills but put on a few pounds and can hang for a couple of rounds before being schooled and looking very winded.

Look at ole 3 piece snack going down in the third from an uppercut.

by T.K.F. August 20, 2008

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


3-hole-punch

When a chick gets it in the ass, mouth, and vag at the same time.

but mouth vag 3-hole-punch

by iamsecretsanta December 4, 2009

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