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When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.
Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?
Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?
When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
a girl who thinks shes ugly and she is expecially when its hot outside
dude : bro kayla is a sweaty potato
bruh : totally
A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning
Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.
Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise
Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.